[Ryokan]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


I asked the waitress for a quickie and got a slap.

The woman at the next table told me it's pronounced quiche.

 

[BobG55]

 

[The Jester]

Guy pulled up for a random drink driving test …
Just blow in the bag sir ..
I can’t do that, I’m an asthmatic …
Hmm, ok,,we need to take you in for a blood test then ..
I can’t do that, I’m a haemophiliac ….
Hmm ok, I need you to get out of the car and walk a straight line for me ..
I can’t do that ….
Why not ?
‘Cause I’m drunk …

 

[Ryokan]